My neighbor, *cough* Mrs. Kravitz *cough*, sent me this joke I thought was funny. And believe it or not I\’m not a jokes kind of person. Jokes embarrass me, I forget them, they include the evil F word, not that one, the f . a . r . t . word or it takes me 10 minutes to get the punch line.
But I thought this was cute.
A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 a.m., the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, “Ma\’am, I\’m sorry to bother you but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I\’m awfully cold.â€Â
“I have a better idea, just for tonight let\’s pretend that we\’re married.†She replied.
“Wow! That\’s a great idea!†He exclaimed.
“Good. Get your own damn blanket.â€Â
After a moment of silence, he umm …
f . a . r . t . e . d .
Oh help me! I\’m sorry!
Have a wonderful weekend all … be sure to cuddle up in those sleeping bags if you\’re camping this weekend.
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Tags: deer hunting, joke, over-sharing, people, second-blanket, sleeping-room, the hunters wife, weekend, woke-the-woman, woman-saying
