My husband and I were walking through the mall this weekend and I can’t express enough how much of a chore that is for my husband.  He will spend hours at places like Cabela’s but when it comes to the mall and shopping … let’s just say there’s nothing like shopping with Oscar the Grouch.

After a few hours of shopping, we passed a manicure/pedicure shop and this was our conversation …

Me:  I think I might get a pedicure before vacation and have a fish painted on my big toe.

Oscar:  For what?

Me:  Because it’s cute.

Oscar: Why have someone do something for you when you can do it yourself?

Me:  I know but there’s nothing like sitting in a massage chair having someone massage and tend to your feet.  I think you should come with.  It feels really good.  You’ll really like it.

And with that, my husband turned and looked at me with a serious face…

Oscar:  All you have to do is scrub your damn feet.

And I couldn’t stop laughing.  And I laughed some more.  And I’m still laughing.

So I ask my male readers – would you get a pedicure?  Feel free to answer anonymously.

Have a good day all … and I refuse to massage his feet until they are scrubbed by a damn professional.

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