I\’m not a hunter, I married one. When it comes to wild critters in the woods I want to hug them. And cuddle them. And wish they\’d live in my yard forever.

I\’m sure you are all sick of hearing how horrified I was last year when the dirty rotten nasty fox ate my duck eggs. But it\’s spring time and at this very moment there are duck eggs probably somewhere in my neighborhood or soon to be. I\’ve been praying they\’d return.

So Saturday I was minding my own business on Facebook when …

Love is a battlefield happened in my very own front yard …

Two males and one female.

And please don\’t call her a floozy.

It\’s not her fault.

They were mean to her.  And when they were done, they walked right over her.

And stepped on her head.

And just as I was about to run over and whack them, one of the males chased off the other male. (Please note; my weapon of choice is a shoe.)

911 what\’s your emergency: Hi umm, it\’s the neighbor of the crazy neighbor lady across the street again. Two male mallards just attacked her in her front yard.

Again.

Have a good day all … I think I need to set a trap and lock mama mallard in my basement where she would be safe to have her babies.

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